“He said Dada today, three times!”
This kid might have a career in this family yet.
I live in Chicago. I guess the ladies sport these where I live:
I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.
If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.
Additional evidence: At our 4th of July BBQ, 18 weeks pregnant, I couldn’t remember the word “cake” and tried explaining to my confused husband that I wanted a slice of “sugar bread.”
Of course he can’t be anti-Semitic. I mean, just look at his official policy position on Israel:
Guys! I got ungreyed today and I am so happy! It’s surprising how validating it is, actually.
Suck a dick, cunt. How’s that for femininity. Ninny.
First of all, I think she should be ashamed of herself.
Yeah he cleaned the whole house.
And her long-time assistant, Felicia Culotta, says that just before Spears takes the stage, “her sons get sad” and say, “No, please don’t make her be Britney Spears right now.”
a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.
‘According to research published in the American Journal of Public Health, the presence of a gun in domestic violence situations increases the risk of homicide for women by 500 percent.’
Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?