We unfortunately do, but he isn't brown enough to have it apply to him.

I love the fact that in Newman’s high court appeal his lawyer brought up that the Australian constitution has the implication of freedom of speech & expression and the judge basically said “yes, for Australian citizens, not you, now GTFO”

I liked it, but it definitely could have been 45 minutes shorter. It felt like the world’s longest romcom

I don’t want to

Nick Jonas isn’t 17, so no.

I was 16 and my boyfriend and I had just started having sex. We skipped school so we could do it at his house while his parents were at work. I was on top and as this was all very new to me was bouncing wildly with no control when it happened. On my upward motion his penis slipped out and as I went down I guess I…

HA! SUCKER. How long will she be kept in jail for?

I love floppy hats but can’t seem to wear one without looking like an arsehole :(

Why buy those when you can have a kangaroo scrotum bottle opener instead?

Anderson Silva stare downs were THE BEST

My partner came running out of the house because he thought I was being murdered. To this day it is the most horrifying thing I have ever experienced

It’s disgusting how little most Australians care or even know about the TPP. That thing is terrifying.

I once walked through a giant spider web and ended up with one of these on my face. I don’t text and walk any more.

You know how I see it? I am entitled to 10 paid sick days per year according to my contract and I will use them as I see fit. I don’t get why some people don’t. There is a woman I work with who hasn’t taken a sick day since she started working here (7 years) and is always bragging about how much she has banked up.…

No shit Sherlock. Doesn’t change the fact that Republicans have referred to T.A and his government as “left wing”. while there is no doubt that they probably hold extremely similar views, they aren’t as blatant about it. Yesterday T.A announced a 26-28% emissions reduction target. While it is woefully inadequate, it…

Not sure where you are located and if there is one near you, but Max Brenner waffles are DELICIOUS

“Mediocre”? lol no. He’s average at best compared to other UFC fighters, who are the elite of the elite. He has stated many times he has no interest in returning to fighting, as his podcast has become extremely popular and as he puts it, why get paid to get punched in the face when he can make more money talking shit…