That woman with the hair. Her pussy is basically out. Does Poke-Magic explain how her pants stay up? Because what you see ... isn’t always the truth.

Yes, be a good Democrat and vote for the war platform and against the Russians. Do you even call yourself a progressive? Are you sure what that actually means? 

That 5% is precisely why I’m voting Stein.

I know, who would have thought that saying to Democrat, “I’m voting for the peace platform” would be greeted with “don’t you hate Russia and support our troops?” it’s an alternate reality.

If either third party gets 5% of the ballots cast, they receive a huge amount of federal funding, that alone could change the political landscape down the line. That alone is worth it, so meh? The whining of moderate Democrats is drown out by the possibility of a more pluralistic political future.

She’s not even hot. She’s just rich and skinny.

“Trump is a proto-Hitler ... but he deserves free speeeeech” you have to pick one. If he’s a fascist he needs to be defeated no matter what, that may take more than your moderate liberal hearts can stand.

This is a hard pass. RHPS is awesome because it is subversive and sexy. No one wants to see the gang introduce themselves and their pronouns and ask for enthusiastic consent.

In the eyes of the mob being acquitted equals guilt. It’s a fucked up ontology right there, but I guess identity politics is a fulfilling distraction for the less rigorous.

The milquetoast moderate Democrats would rather pierce their own eardrums than come to grips with the fact that they’ll be rewarding a serial abuser of women with another 4 to 8 years in the white house. I was going to hold my nose and vote for her but after the email leaks I can’t vote for someone who holds actual…

A random black guy’s dick.

You tool. The 1% don’t deserve your empathy.

These children are idiots. This is only making it funnier.

Are you for fucking real, these kids can’t deal with someone dressed as a clown? Tell them it isn’t real and get on with your goddamn lives. For fuck sake...

doesn’t insult poor people in public

From a class perspective yes, the rich people, included Kim K deserve to be bound and robbed at Paris fashion week. Don’t waste your tears on the 1%.

For years now all I’ve wanted to do is sit on Michael Phelp’s fucked grill Lurch-monster dick. So thirsty.

Yo are you joking? That wasn’t a racist comment. It might have been a comment you didn’t like, but you can’t just yell racism when annoyed.

I’ll let the women sewing this bullshit in a Chinese sweatshop that she’s a feminist. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled.

It’s truly insulting to the people who spent a majority of their lives devoted to research and study that she even gets to step foot in the building, let alone call herself a faculty member.