I want this guy for president. I know he doesn’t want to run, but I’m just going to have to send him letters constantly until he’s so fed up with my shit that he just goes for it. And then we’ll put him under a new Republocrat party because this Democrat/Republican who’s-team-are-you-in thing is just stupid already.…

Tyler, you’re completely out of your goddamn mind. I must build a statue of you in my front lawn.

Those kids don’t see me coming in my really expensive car, even with my full set of Tron lights? Well then, may my Mercedes crush their tiny little bodies and rid the earth of their ineptitude to cross streets. All hail Darwin.

Being a ‘71 owner myself, I can tell you that the size difference is more of an illusion (especially because of the high beltline) than the car being monstrously oversized. It’s only a couple of inches longer, but it’s wider and lower than its older siblings. Parked next to older Mustangs, you’ll see how deceiving its…

Excellent read, thanks for that.

I always liked this version better.

Same here. My family is Cuban as well, and when you visit the non-tourist sections of the island you see what a struggle the people go through. Hell, I would stay there for weeks at a time with VERY poor people and the situation was unbelievably sad. But the tourist sections of the island, as well as the landscape,…

Well, I hate to be that guy, but here it goes.

I think what Skychismo meant was that he wanted to see Cuba in its current state before it begins to thrive again. I’ve been there several times and although I completely agree that it’s a destroyed shell of what it used to be, and a sad place to live, it’s a very unique country that everyone should see before it…

I’d still take the Miata. I can go to sleep knowing reliability won’t be an issue AND I think the Miata looks better than the Fiat.

Although I always liked cars thanks to my dad being a gearhead, my big push into obsession came during my elementary days. The bus would pass by a shopping center every day after school. There was this small white car parked there every day, and it was unlike anything I’d ever seen. I thought it was the coolest, but I…

On an unrelated note: I do love me those 67/68 Mustang gauge clusters. So frickin’ beautiful.

Unrelated to this Camaro, but I gotta say... I hate the Hennessey logo. Looks like some generic holiday font that he picked out of Microsoft Word. Yes I hate myself for letting it get to me. #graphicdesignerproblems

Hi, I come from the year 2046. Our cars are pretty amazing now. My brother-in-law owns a 2018 Mercedes and that thing is so shitty. The build quality, performance and ride in my 2045 Camry is far superior. I honestly don’t know how you guys drive those shitty turdboxes around.

I can think of several exotics, but it’s much harder for cheap cars to stand the test of time. I think this keeps looking better with age, especially with the new trend of Japanese cars being a clusterfuck of goopy warped lines.

You have to leave that there FOREVER. Because ‘Merica and bullets. Also, being a plastic hood means no rust from the hole. Smart car got some street cred yo.

Speaking of balls, that was a ballsy comment. Here, let me help you put on your flamesuit.

This. I have an extra set of underwear in my glovebox with a USE IN CASE OF GT label. Because you never know.

I see them every now and then, and every time I do, I just go into deep thought about what it could possibly be that makes them so special. Jalops as a whole are usually right about these things, so it isn’t IF, but WHY. One day I will find out.

Please elaborate on the “took a bullet”.