I hate Illinois Nazis.

I 100% agree not to leave things in your car constantly, but it’s not always feasible. On a road trip, you’re not going to take all of your luggage into McDonalds while you eat a cheeseburger. 

“Oh, and the gender discrimination lawsuit they filed against U.S. Soccer...”

Have you checked to see if they’re legally barred from discussing the issue while the lawsuit is ongoing? This isn’t a criticism, I’m legitimately curious.

I was under the impression that its one job is to annoy Deadspin writers who have a problem with accurate officiating decisions. In that, it is succeeding spectacularly.

It’s not perfect. We get it. We also get that far more often than not, VAR is right and it prevents the kind of horseshit incorrect calls that used to happen in every damn game in these tournaments.

“On top of that, Shinji’s dad, the commander of NERV, is a total asshole that abandoned him when he was young.”

I suppose it’s not the first time a successful venture was finalized over Golf...

This is an issue only for car reviewers and those that rent cars.  As an owner you would know where the button is and never worry about it.  

“Why is this shown to the whole team? What is the takeaway for them? Are they supposed to think, Just do the same things that worked so well last season and hope the kick is made this time?”

I would say that about 95% of Bears fans are still pissed about it. So, I’m happy he’s not letting that shit go and I hope guys like Hicks and Mack use that anger to rip someone’s arms off and beat them with them in the fucking goddamn preseason. Who are you to discuss this, Samer. How dare you

On one hand, I like to be of the belief that if you bought your ticket, you should be able to cheer, react, and even heckle as long as you don’t get offensive.

Counterpoint: He should be punched in the dick every time he whistles.

Wow the same burner account that had a meltdown about the Stanley Cup over on Deadspin earlier today. Coming in with quite a few hot takes today

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

The only thing New York about that pizza is that they’re doing pizza wrong.

If you missed the ball leave the park live, you’ll be able to see the ball again when it comes back into orbit in 75 years.

They will also dump the empty cans and bottles directly into the ocean afterwords.

Despite all the moral kerfluffle over this, I can in large part get behind any measure that will reign in the increasing mob-rule our public discourse has taken. Individuals and businesses that do something against the moral and cultural zeitgeist should not be hounded from existence. It's not good for the future of…

Everyone’s Eustachian tubes are different. I can open and close mine at will, and I have a friend whose tubes are so tight that they just plain don’t open.