In the popular parlance, I’m what you might consider a gun nut. I’ve owned several over the years, everything from ultra modern ARs to antiques. I routinely carry; my preference is a Colt 1851 Navy replica cartridge converted to .45 Long Colt. I’ve also served in the military for over a decade, and thanks to…

Hey, Spring Training is for getting your reps in, right?

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

Hold my beer.

The problem comes in reaching that definition of “common-sense gun laws.” Just this afternoon I was having a disagreement with someone who insisted “common-sense gun laws” meant banning all semi-automatic weapons, and not just from future purchase, but owning period. Another argued “common-sense gun laws” meant no…

Navy does have a lot of experience with being stuck within the confines of a metal tube for months on end.

…avoid excessive amounts of caffeine and alcohol… snack on fermented foods like yogurt, sauerkraut, and kombucha…

You mean the completely arbitrary and unregulated organic label? The organic label that, even if you follow the rules, still allows for “natural” (whatever that means) organophosphate pesticides?

Respectfully, fuck that noise. Anyone that said anything about black people close to what Farrakhan has said about Jews, and you’d be calling for his head. Anyone that came out and publicly supported that person - you’d be calling for her head.

I can appreciate a journalist who’s dedicated to their beat, but the election has been pretty thoroughly covered.

Just don’t ask for the fish!

Hire movers.

Well if I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore, now would it?

You cannot physically keep your eyes on the road every second of every mile. Ever looked in your mirrors? Ever looked out your window at a street sign? Ever looked over your shoulder?

It’s ok to be a Black Conservative, just don’t become a Black Republican.

Best lego kit ever.

Meh, I’m more of an Ashe man.

Someone told me at a Sox game actually tried to stop me from putting ketchup on my hot dogs by saying “hey no real Chicagoan puts ketchup on their dogs”. Well I looked that man in his eyes, told him to go fuck himself, then grabbed up his 5 year old son, held him under the ketchup dispenser and covered the boy in…

And Jamal Mayers helped win the second, and beat the piss out of Raffi Torres in the first meeting after he knocked out Marian Hossa...