“No barbecue and no TV make Thai boys play soccer!” Or is that still too soon?

Yes there are. I think the best one to try is: “Look Elsewhere”.

Those few of us who watched the animated Clerks series would know this.

Only if she got rid of her Dodge.

Try this at the restaurant on Chicago Avenue in Chicago. The two lesbians and the gay guy working behind the counter might get a laugh out of it.

Zendaya’s character? Michelle Jones is the character’s name, so it’s a new character.

Fury isn’t the best example. Samuel L. Jackson’s likeness was licensed for the Ultimate Marvel version of Nick Fury. Not intended as a precursor to the MCU movies, it just worked out well for Mr. Jackson.

That wasn’t Piccolo who rescued Gohan from the branch on the side of the cliff. Piccolo may have taught Gohan how to fight, but Goku was there for everything that came before.

Give me a list of people who got sick because of my TDI and I’ll apologize to them. You’ll need to provide proof that my car was directly responsible, just to give you a heads up.

Corner lot in the ‘burbs here, so I have the double curb. I also have one of the “gatekeeper” houses in the subdivision so it’s rare to get people parking on one side. Usually just the big Catholic holidays, when we get overflow traffic from the church down the street. Didn’t stop this couple in their Ford Escape from…

Jesus Christ, why didn’t I think of using the brick separator. Genius, ajdragon, genius!

From the legal perspective - it’s too late this year, but if you’re looking to transport fireworks in areas where using them is illegal look into transportation permits. They exist, they’re what allow professional pyrotechnicians to move fireworks in for shows.

This. A thousand times this. Go back and watch some Mythbusters when they’re working with fireworks. Wooden tools everywhere, and no plastic to be seen.

“Mercury, quicksilver, lead and cadmium.” You have mercury in there twice, he must have liked mercury.

I’ll be honest, a $15 AYCE Dim Sum offer sounds about as appealing as a $5 AYCE buffet.

I’ve eaten at a few. They’re a chain of diners, if people are expecting the food there to be gourmet have set their standards way too high. But for a diner they’re right in that zone.

Which one?

So what you’re saying is the NFL is following the governments (state, federal) in how punishments are doled out. Cut a deal, get a break on punishment. Fight the system, risk a harsher punishment.

I had a milestone birthday last year, as a result a Weber Genesis II E-310 is now on my deck. And let me tell you this - getting the natural gas line hooked up truly is the bee’s knees. I don’t need to deal with a tank running out. The only thing I have to consider is getting their remote thermometer system. One of…

I think it’s more of a dose of reality. “Yes, you just spent a lot of money to buy a house. Have you accounted for upkeep of your new house when figuring out your budget? Here’s a number that’s small enough to manage, but big enough to actually be of some value.”

We’ve been in our new-to-us house for just over a year…