I can’t find the law that says a presidential candidate has to release their federal income tax forms. Can you give me a hand with this one?

Be extremely careful with this suggestion. Every place that I’ve worked at had a policy about this. And all of them had the same punishment: immediate termination.

Deep Throat has a wetbutt? Checks out.

I don’t think the owners are getting that much. An article that I think was posted here talked about Mark Davis and his moving the Raiders to Vegas. The article made it sound like he was pretty cash poor, and that the Raiders were essentially his only real asset. If the team did generate that much cash year-over-year,…

Jerry’s getting $244m from revenue sharing, plus ticket sales, plus merchandise sales, plus...

If you use bills, you can make it rain. If you stick with nickels, you can make it hail. How much do you like/not like your audience?

Honest to God conversation I had with a Steelers’ fan:

Listen. If I wanted to waste almost two hours watching somebody not able to score, I’ll go to the bar with a couple of my friends.

Game 3 of the 2002 Stanley Cup Finals completely ruined the Scorpions’ “Rock You Like a Hurricane” for me. Triple overtime meant I heard the song a *lot* that night.

We used to have a guy bring his whole rig into the public spaces at the hospital I work at. He’d sit there, taking up a table, and play MMOs. He wasn’t a patient, he didn’t have an appointment with our outpatient facilities, he just wanted to use our Internet connection. After security asked him to stop coming twice,…

If Trump did whip out his penis, he would be following in the footsteps of Lyndon B. Johnson. LBJ was famous for his lack of shyness.

Not going to lie, rear-view cameras have taken my parallel parking abilities from “You’re a moron, you know that?” to “I can parallel park in Chicago.”

Underlying theme.

“Not guilty” is not always the same thing as “innocent”.

I was told the style of cut that Mark Harmon wore for most of NCIS is a bowl cut. I thought it was a good look.

It’s not an apples-to-apples comparison. In GM’s case it was most likely a cost engineer who decided to remove the reinforcement in the ignition module. In VW’s case, it came down from the top to cheat on the TDIs.

Jason’s suggestion is a RHD vehicle in a country built for LHD vehicles, for a guy who lost his permanent left seat occupant. No. Just, no. Absolutely not.

You’re not happy about your team losing a player you like? Get upset with your team’s management for not protecting him.

I think California modified DV laws so the state could bring charges against a party, and not just the victim. This way if the victim backed out, the state could continue with the case.

My wife has a spreadsheet she uses whenever we pack. To date, the only things we’ve forgotten were things that never made the list in the first place. Normally I poke fun at her OCD, but not in this case.