No, I know of the black signs with the white lettering. I just never paid attention to the signs that came before them. I assumed it was random nuttery on the side of the highway.

Never noticed that before. Guess I was paying too much attention to the road than which signs came before another.

“I one rented...”

One can only hope the Blackhawks bring him back in a front office or coaching role.

Before everybody starts high-fiving each other, keep in mind that the 7th Circuit’s decision only covers the 7th Circuit. Other Circuit Courts are able to agree or disagree with the decision. Frankly, another Circuit disagreeing with the 7th Circuit is not a bad thing, as that should speed up the process of getting…

You should look up the exact wording for a game misconduct penalty. Marchand was suspended for the remainder of the game, Laura was correct on that point.

My team consists of men who, for the most part, have been fathers for about a year or are about to become fathers. You’d be surprised how often we’re talking about color temperatures.

My team consists of men who, for the most part, have been fathers for about a year or are about to become fathers.…

Showering:

I read an article about IOC corruption, and the first thought that ran through my mind was: “Thankfully the NHL has the balls to stand up to these assholes.”

Am American, can confirm this attitude.

Does this mean Hamilton won’t be posting to the Concourse over at Deadspin? That’s not a spiteful question either. The intersection of sports and politics is often an ugly one, demonstrated by the responses that his posts often bring about.

Sounds like my SIL. When my wife came to me and said she was throwing a shower for her second kid I said I didn’t have any interest in going. When the afternoon came, I drove my wife over to her sister’s place, dropped her off, and went to the theater to catch the Godzilla movie with Kick-Ass in it.

“Daddy, how is your Wild Turkey made?”

“Well Billy, let me tell you the story about the work that John Tarabocchia does...”

Take a look at the sky, see how our weather has been the last few days.

Nothing for me yet, but a fellow I went to tech school with took his Geo Metro and cut the top off. Drilled a few 3" holes in the floor boards to let water drain out. Then he bought five snap-on spinners. “One for each wheel of the car.”

If I could go back in time, getting revenge on a petty hit-and-run would be pretty low on my list. ;) In all seriousness, given what I’ve learned of the wrenching ways since then I’d probably only go minor dick in my revenge - steal his valve stem needles on a rainy day.

“Nobody watches this show for Mike.”

Back in college, some clown in a lifted truck took a chunk out of the top of my Accord’s fender cover with his exhaust. I was sitting in the car, *crunch*, *squeal*, “Are you fucking kidding me?” Dude didn’t own up, and because that part of the parking lot didn’t have cameras the lazy campus cops took the “Well, it…

Buffalo Bills: Terry and Kim Pegula. Kim Pegula is South Korean (as in born in South Korea).

I’ll take my five-way inverted, please.