Yeah, cops are mad that they can’t make a racket of faking mj field tests like usual, so they’re gonna have to get creative on their busts.

The first time I snorted the marijuana it was all over, what they don’t tell you is how instantly addicting it is. Now I’m high all the time and living a life of crime wherever I go. After becoming an addict, I even renounced my citizenship, left the country and snuck back in, so because of my selfish decision to…

My high school girlfriend and I had unprotected marijuana once, and then she had to get a murder abortion of her fetus baby person.

I live in Seattle. Someone gave me a marijuana and legally I had to inject it. And that guy? He was illegally human!

“ be illegal and wasted on marijuana”

I took two marijuanas in one night once and woke up three days later in a bathtub full of used needles and surrounded by kneeling football players.

Marijuana took my job. I went on vacation, came back and Marijuana was sitting at my desk doing the quarterly reports. Fuck!

If the bar was laid on the floor Kilmeade would still not be able to do it.

Yeah, Fox news hosts have never exactly been accused of being deep thinkers.

That is a low bar to step over but the Fox News hosts sure are competing to trip on it every day.

I’m still rather angry the Obama administration failed to remove weed as a schedule I drug back in 2016. That could have forced a monumental rethink on how federal drug laws are enforced and how the Feds deal with states that have legalized medically and recreationally. Now we have a moldy Orange Julius and demented…

Brian Kilmeade is the dumbest FoxNews host not named Steve Doocy.

Jobs would have done some shit like this himself if he’d thought of it.

Every use of the word that I can think of originated from the name. A Tesla coil? The tesla unit? etc.

Fuck the conceited asshole who would be extremely infuriated. He’s dead. Fuck him when he was a living conceited asshole, he was an asshole who used every legal fraction of an inch to get one over anyone or company who crossed his path, including Woz and hundreds of companies victimized by Apple’s patent trolling.…

When it comes to business, the first question is always, “would this be a classy move?”

Trademarks are a “use it or lose it” proposition. Apple never even considered using “Steve Jobs” as a mark until these guys started doing it, which is why they lost the opposition.

Tesla is only a word because of Nikola Tesla. His impact on science, particularly electrical science, is impossible to overstate.

I’m dying of laughter over here. This is the perfect exclamation point for Steve Jobs’ philosophy.

We will not do anything low-level, you will never see the phones or TV shoddy with the brand Steve Jobs