Just love your kids.

This can work in a pinch, but it works on a slightly different principle than conventionally made meringues. In either case, the eggs are used as a protein to create a foam/suspension to hold gasses that create that light airiness that is the hallmark of a nice meringue.

Right. I don't want a prize, but also, don't basically tell me to shut up. That doesn't do anyone any good.

I thought it was a wonderful piece, but I sincerely doubt that most good white people—or at least the good white people who run in my circles—believe that they "deserve a fucking prize." I think they're expressing empathy.

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.

Because gay men, as a group, already get stereotyped enough?

I'm gonna come off as such a prude, but seriously, I love you Mark when I say this. Look. I understand the humor in all of this, but STOP. It's hard enough to not get stereotyped and exoticized already, and the sex-shamy vibes I'm getting from this doesn't exactly help. This also applies to people of different races…

It is funny. I've seen it before. But the feel of it is off. Kind of how I feel when a bunch of het women come to party in the gay bar and act like we're animals in a zoo or jesters there for their amusement. "Gay men like sex! Isn't that CRAZY??"

This could work if it was "look at the ridiculous lewd things men say on dating sites!" and they read gross things straight guys said too, but the gay-only thing really ruins it. I'm not an easily offended gay, but I don't like this.

Gee, how funny would it be if me and a bunch of my gay friends read out women's OKCupid and other singles sites profiles? Oh so educational, right?

I am too angry with UPS right now to be amused by this. They arbitrarily decided to not deliver my package today, even though it was "out for delivery" this morning.

Cassandra totally wanted in on that. You're not fooling anyone, Cassandra!

Don't forget: "Women are easily led astray by men because their lady-brains are soft and make poor judgements."

Yeah, and by focusing on getting women out of prison, it implies that either women are more innocent, or they're more childlike and can't handle prison.

Agreed. Non-violent offenders sentenced to short terms typically don't benefit from prison, and that goes for male offenders as well.

I don't really see why the focus has to be on women here; just non-violent offenders in general.

I disagree, but i think it depends on who is impacted by the negative behavior portrayed.

Wat. How. I am really bad at carving pumpkins.

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I've seen that video. Hot dudes, poor production value.