Sure, we could accessorize the hall-crotch using Photoshop, but that would ruin its pure beauty.

She didn't pull back, she made an entirely pro-choice statement by saying that it could be a woman's right but that it's not her view and she doesn't agree with that choice. Being pro-choice is about acknowledging that there should be a CHOICE whether you agree with it or not, it's NOT just running around yelling…

NO NO NO. The good thing about pumpkin spice is the obsession lasts a very specific amount of time, and there's no real "creep" (like Christmas!) It starts in mid-September and ends mercifully on Thanksgiving. That's 10 weeks. Our of 52! To enjoy a pumpkin any way you can think of! Better than bacon or cupcakes…

So was the guy who played Craig. I think he played a football player.

Can I opt out of laws written by republicans?

Multiply that discrimination X 100 for sororities/fraternities in the south. It is a way of life (that mystifies me) here. If there is a minority on board, expect them to be called out for it. I recall my ex husband having a frat bro with the last name Nguyen. They called him Nuperin, which was an Advil like pain…

THIS. Rush is a series of "auditions" for lettered social groups with the end goal of being chosen by the lettered social group with the most social capital.

Ostensibly, it's about finding a group of people with the same interests as you, but if that were truly the case, why not join the chess club and Habitat for…

I was thinking this as well and also imagining that she wants her college experience to resemble that of GREEK. You know, that really realistic TV show?

Yes, a friend of mine was denied admission to a sorority at a prominent private college in the South, despite being cute/perky/blonde and upper middle class. When she asked a friend who was already in the sorority why, she was told it was because her parents were divorced.

If I was still living in Alabama my response might have been, "well... bless your heart." Some of you will know what I'm saying.

Challenge Accepted!

Can we also tell those same people that it's not necessary to talk about cross fit all damn day? It's not part of your diet/workout regimen to be an insufferable cross fit cult member.