Because when gay guys can't fuck dudes, they turn to kids? That's pretty offensive.

Totally a toss up with who the supreme is. Nan would be fun. So would Stevie Nicks. The only one I don't expect is Queenie. Also, home girl with the magic vagina is kind of a main character, so she could come up out of nowhere. OR...what about the generation between Fiona and those girls? What if it turned out her…

Seriously, you guys, her album is so good. Girl can sing AND has some great hooks. It's pop/R&B genius. Her video for "Popular" with Mika is pretty much my gayest fantasy come true.

I would have raised bloody hell about being moved to the back instead of him. But I guess she had other problems.

Women do lie. Not all the time, but they lie. Men lie, too. There's a big lack of "innocent until proven guilty" in today's rape dialogue. You can't accuse every victim of lying, but you can't vilify someone as a rapist just because someone says they are, either. You have to have something besides someone's word…

One of my good friends is a model, and lives with a pretty well-known model in NYC. I'm not even a girl, but it seriously makes you feel better about yourself seeing them hungover or sitting on the couch eating Pinkberry with no makeup and pajamas on. It really is all smoke and mirrors. I mean, they are both beautiful…

Because squirting whipped cream from your tits is so much more wholesome than twerking? This bitch needs to stop. I liked her a lot during Teenage Dream, and, admittedly, I've never met her, but she seems like a total bitch these days. Like she has this inflated sense of self-importance, or she is just too judge-y.

I'm a dude. Gay, but a dude. Once, on a date with someone I HAD ALREADY HAD SEX WITH, a guy told me I was a "B+". I mean, not that bad. But still. He then told me he was an A-.

I was. I love it.

Anyone who has had to deal with him at a gay bar in NYC can tell you that he is still a total douche.

We don't blink when Madonna or Lady Gaga sexualize Christianity but when Rihanna does this we are all offended? Please.

Yeah. When I moved to NYC, I quickly noticed a major difference. In smaller places, people know who you are/that you are respectable and it doesn't matter if you end up going to the store in crappy clothes once when you are hungover. They know you. They won't treat you like you are trash. BUT, in NYC, people don't…

Yeah. I get the vibe that she's modern, not racist, but still very un-P.C. I like it. Like other bitchy, rich older white ladies before her.

I'm not even a rapist and her saying "no more." scares the shit out of me. Bad ass.

One night, I was in New Orleans partying. I lived in NYC at the time, so of course on my way home I craved pizza. I stopped at some pizza place off of Bourbon. I bought a slice. I took a bite. I HATED THE WORLD.

I'm so #blessed to be from the South.

I know this *sounds* sketchy, but I promise it's reliable. One of my best friends works in entertainment and was working with a famous actor she dated years ago. He totally went off to my friend gossiping about her and talked about how funny her family thought it was to use the N word.

In Cape Cod over the 4th this past summer, my friends made fun of me for wearing SPF 50 by saying I "might as well being wearing a t-shirt!" Guess who had a gorgeous tan at the end of the week when everyone else had horrible burns? This guy.

Did anyone proofread this?

I'm absolutely positive I saw this a very long time ago. Y'all couldn't even do a Google image search before posting this? I mean, it's funny, I'm glad I saw it again, but I come to sites like yours for new information.