How is the responsibility "shared" by men and women? Either a guy wears a condom (his responsibility), or she does (hers). I mean, I guess you could do BOTH if you wanted to have a really lame time.

This is exactly why I always get vodka tonics in gay bars.

A. Fucking. Men.

It was Mississippi. Believe me when I tell you that not a lot of high school guys shaved their legs.

Her other favorite line concerning getting pregnant was "It only takes ONE SPERM!" while pointing her finger in someone's face. She was the shit.

I went to public school in Mississippi. We were taught abstinence only and EVEN FOR THAT we had to have a signed note from our parents saying it was OK. Luckily, we had a lively old southern woman named Mrs. Fuquay who took it upon herself to make BIO 2 in high school sex ed. She was seriously an awesome woman. She…

It's odd that you felt the need to point out that he was Arab. That makes me think you are just racist and making up a story to demonize Arab people. Also, most people who are raped don't go around telling strangers about it.

Nice.

I am a guy and love that shit. So creamy. So delicious. And aren't there little inspiring quotes in the wrappers?

I think a lot of Texans DO always carry two weapons with them when they leave the house! ...ugh.

If I am on a first date or out with coworkers, I never have more than two drinks. I think it's a great rule.

Hahaha! The Kanye West line made me laugh out loud in Starbucks.

I guess I can see that. That's definitely how I feel. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, do whatever the hell you want.

I think the "Let us pray indeed" line and the quoting of the pamphlet is definitely making fun of Mormonism.

I'm not trying to troll here, I swear. But just recently Jezebel was applauding a woman for wearing certain clothing and refusing to alter her body in any way because of her religion. When these women do it, it's ridiculous? We don't defend them? I guess I see the difference in that these women were critiquing someone…

I like her hat.

I loved the movie! To me, the cocaine use was actually pretty hilariously true to life. I think the friendships were true to life, too. Everyone talks shit about each other behind their backs, but everyone is there when you need them in the end. If you think your friends don't talk shit about you, think of all the…

I hatehatehate Chris Brown, but anyone who has a parent on social media knows they don't understand what is acceptable and what isn't. They are always embarrassing. Some people don't get how others perceive certain things when they read them on the internet like ALL CAPS and LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!

The article actually mentions buying canned tomatoes. Believe me, it's cheaper to buy ingredients and make the pizza from scratch. A giant batch of pizza dough that will make SEVERAL pizzas isn't anything but a $3 bag of flour, water, oil and yeast. Make a sauce from canned tomatoes, garlic and basil. Put some cheese…

Seriously, those "SKYN" condoms are freaking great. Whenever I hear someone complaining about condoms, I tell them to try them.