Watching porn on an iPad? Disgusting. The mouse is king when surfing with a single available hand, he should have known this.

Slapping people doesn’t sound funny enough to warrant a place in the article. Especially over what OS it’s running :P

I play old games because I’m an old man. N64/PSX era was my gig and you ain’t taking that away from me, Sony.exe.

But just to be clear, killing humans is alright? Because it’s right and just? (I bet the terrorists use similar justification). I miss the days when we had realized that killing people made us a bit like the murderers we were prosecuting. Alas, who has time for philosophy or morals when revenge and a false sense of…

Androids are at fault. Hopefully Blade Runner will fix that.

Well no one would blow up your head if you’re the only one who knows something. Then, it would be a de-facto loss for both sides, but let’s not get into motivational methods, it’s not a pleasant thought.

I don’t think much of Kushner, in positive terms, but come on. Haven’t we all had Bootcamp at some point or another? This is not a big deal, really.

it’s hardly any fun now.

You Sir, make entirely too much sense to be on the internet. Off with you! /s

That was the first thought that came into my mind when I read about her death. We’re rare types us cynics.

Oh crap. Has no one learned anything from the first Jurassic Park? :’(

Oh VW, who the hell drafts your contracts? Of course someone would do this! I’m getting some pop-corn!

Screw the world. I love it and I paid the full price on the first chance. Of course it’s a single-button affair - to assume that you could have a proper mario on a touchscreen is evidence that you don’t much about what a Mario game should play like. You can’t reliably shoehorn a D-pad on a touchscreen, as there’s no…

you’re a true sportsman of the internet :) (no sarcasm)

Which, for reasons that relate to the original research, is a dubious claim, considering the low threshold of correlation in the data. The scientifically accepted validity range must be above p=0.5, whereas this research clocks in at p=0.32. That alone should indicate the bullshit science behind the hypothesis.

Addition…

Boo hoo. You know, no one’s forcing you to press that reply button. You’re obviously in it for the abuse.

Actually, Thanos is short for Athanasios (a common name), which roughly translates to “immortal”, not “death” (Thanatos).

I hope I dodged your question.

Judging by the amount of notifications I received, I’d flag this campaign as a success. Thanks for playing!

“humping you” sounds like work, you can always be on top when you’re bored, or even mix it up with enough imagination.

(nothing personal, I’m sure you’re a fine human)

Maybe you haven’t found the right one(s) yet, some partners can be really..inspiring.