Naw.

He’s at least as qualified as the talking butthole currently living in the White House (sometimes).

Man, Madonna looks like shit.

Your passion for potato salad and other men is of the charts.

LOL there are multiple instances of drivers in the opposite direction swerving out of the way.

So, stealing cars is wrong. Don’t do it!

Maybe, just maybe, this isn’t the site for you.

WTF

It usually does, though.

A-fucking-men.

There’s “a left?”

“...mostly because of the government.”

Where the fuck are these supposed moderate centrists?

Jesus, he looks like a fatter, shittier Steve Bannon.

I’m not a Clinton fan, but you’re a straight up dipshit to use this story to paint the Clinton’s as “monsters.”

Jesus, guy, your comment is worse than the bullfighting or the dead matador.

Big fan of genital mutilation are ya?

Yeah, he just woke up in that ring like “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?”

You think this is what he “had to do” to keep the lights on?

Yeah, everybody woke up this morning just hoping today would be the day...