Here's the problem with the start screen - I usually launch my apps by typing, so on the classic start menu, I hit Win and start starting. The popup for the start menu comes up non obstructively in the corner. The start screen however, takes up the whole fucking screen, and makes lose focus on what you're doing. That…

Windows 8 is great for those who love click and point games like Monkey Island and Day of the tentacle. The lack of the start button makes it fun to move your mouse pointer everywhere in order to find the Control Panel shortcuts hidden on the edges of the screen. And the best part is that it is like those classic…

Let's just all downgrade to Windows 7!

It is. Besides, what do you expect in a post with "Blowjob Competition" in the title? You probably already violated your work rules by clicking on that link.

This guy.

Literally cock-blocking lawyers.

Except every little bit of censorship sets a precedent, and it's a pretty slippery slope. If you don't stand up for the content you don't mind seeing censored now, it might come back to bite you in the future when content you DO mind being censored gets cut...

11) It's censored in NA, like Nintendo censored games in the 90s. The 90s FFS!!!

I've gone over this before, but the reason men are "idealized" is because that is what *most* women seem to want. That seems to be what is sexy to them. Often those types of advertisements sell a fantasy. A story about an attractive man that seems to be alluring and mysterious and complex. Because that is what a lot…

they did that already, its called Knights of the Old Republic.

gif me, baby!

lol still can't even run 60 frames. So next gen! All that talk...all that hype. "But it's a port!" they cry. "This is just a stepping stone to something greater!" they cry. How far are we going to move the goal post? How long are people going to keep making up excuses for these things.

If you are into this then you should lock yourself into a room somewhere and never come out and interact with anyone ever again since you are a threat to yourself and other humans.

They're just drawings for God's sake. There's no victim and no real kids being exploited. Quit getting so worked up over nothing and perhaps try to help prevent child exploitation in the real world. You know, where it actually matters.

What the hell are you doing to your 'puter?

For fun and because they can probably.

Vote: Media Player Classic

Nothing is worse than Kotaku. Kotaku is the absolute worst.

Oh no. How will I ever get around these new taxes on my digital content?