@Spoony Bard: The only part that made me laugh was when Weird Al came on in Auto Tune. And Weird Al hasn't made me laugh for like, 20 years or so.

Mutton to see here, move along.

@Debonair: You ruined my brain with that picture.

"until you realize that even if you can get the matches to light in those conditions, whatever fire you start with them is pretty much doomed."

This is fucking stupid. This is not even a half step better than "Vapoorize." It's a wild idea, not any sort of crazy prototype or genius invention, and no foreseeable fruition other than grandiose marketing talk.

@XanderCrews: NO.

Dude it was $850 for a same spec Envy 14 like two weeks ago. They jacked the price back up cause people assume they're getting a deal on cyber Monday.

NPR had a fascinating story on telomerase a few years ago. The question was posed to the interviewee, 'what about adding telomerase to the end of DNA to essentially defeat death?' The answer was that those types of cells were cancer cells.

NiMH is a nice 'in-between' NiCad and Li-Ion (and mentioned nowhere...). But honestly if I was going to drop any dough on new cordless tools I would buy Li-Ion. I would never buy NiCad at this point.

It was actually the most exciting day in human history. It just so happens to also be the day that MIB "flashy thingied" the whole globe.

"The machines in airports do not have the capability to save, print or store images."

Yeah no shit they don't like it. That's why everyone should opt out of AIT and make these TSA agents do something they don't like doing.

@Matt0505: lol yeah I think that one is aimed directly at Kanye himself.

@number.cruncher: Is it possible to de-methylate a gene in a human? Like a glucocorticoid receptor gene, for example?

Where is the dog's ass? That dog is missing a butt.

TSA's headquarters. See all the references to anal probing? It's their proving grounds.

@im.thatoneguy3: hey hey, time to look at Netflix again perhaps. I feel like 5/month would be my sweet spot. We'll see.

I signed up for the two week PS3 free trial (didn't even need a CC). I watched *1* DVD (which I never returned). I watched everything I had an interest in online. I didn't sign up, because there was really nothing left. But I did get to see some things I wouldn't have, like "Citron and Flame," and got to watch the…

Are we counting how many pee breaks have happened?

Why is it called Four Loko? If it has caffeine, sugar, guarana, and taurine, AND alcohol, should it not be called "Five Loko?" If they took out most the energy stuff they could make it "Two Loko," or "Too Loko" and that would be an awesome name.