This is a disgraceful review Fahey and you should be ASHAMED. Taco Bell is incredible, and so much better than that pretentious, less-fatty tex-mex shit you find at Chipotle or any other pseudo-Mexican chain establishment.

The reason why Americans are targeted in the UK is actually a reverse-exotification. British men know American women like British accents, so they’ll be *easier* to pick up. It’s not the Americans are seen as better, it’s that to the cold, calculated, sex-focused mind of a young man, he can hook up with a prettier…

Apparently the code is so fucked up it simply can’t work on PC

I liked the sarcastic option in Dragon Age 2 because it was often actually funny. In Fallout 4, you’re just a dick.

Wat is that thing in the picture mr fahey?

I think Gaider was disappointed in Inquisition. As someone who’s read his books, they’re so much more political, and hint at a far darker and more interesting world than we see in the games.

Agreed. LA Noire is masterful, and Red Dead Redemption is one of my favourite games of all time. But LA Noire was 5 years ago, and Red Dead was 6 years ago, so it’s been a while...

I’m a massive AC fanboy, mainly for the reason that you just *can’t* get that experience anywhere else.

Chances are they just wanted to do a marketing campaign for multiplayer/family games with “Let’s Play” as a slogan.

The only reason Valve exists is because they got incredibly lucky with Steam. Turns out having “no managers” does wonders for your (lack of) work ethic.

New engine, new action-based combat, perhaps new server/world structure, new question system.

Sure, but that’s a very low bar.

Yes. Truth is that the towns are far too close together for anywhere to feel truly ‘rural’ in the game. Oxenfurt to Novigrad (the game’s two biggest cities) is about 5-8 minutes maximum by horse.

The gameplay is pretty average. If you can deal with the combat in Euro-jank RPGs like Gothic, Risen, Two Worlds etc.. then you’ll probably have a good time. The gameplay isn’t the draw here, though.

The Witcher 3 stands with Red Dead Redemption, Dark Souls, Baldur’s Gate II and Super Mario Galaxy as one of the finest video games ever made.

The RRP of the ‘Ultimate’ Millenium Falcon is $500, btw. The $6,000 is just people in eBay selling at a profit.

Attila was definitely a MASSIVE step up from Rome 2.

I think Gwent would have worked far better without the collectible cards aspect- as in if it was like standard 52-card set in that everyone plays with the same foundations.

I disagree, I much prefer mini-expansion DLC to that which simply adds a couple of side quests to the main game.

The characters are essentially the animated cartoons of a famous 19th century French illustrator.