It was never quite the same after Lyman disappeared.

Yeah, it was heavily advertised but never released; it was something of a Holy Grail for game historians for 15 years or so. Then a private collector got a copy, some preservationists got together enough money to buy it from him, and then they did a Kickstarter to finish it (it's unclear if the game was ever finished…

Yeah, there are still very few games with animation that gorgeous. Especially sprite-based ones.

Related: somebody is finally releasing Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill.

I think it was actually a lot better before he settled into the "office humor" formula.

I have a hard time telling which crazy shit Scott Adams actually believes and which crazy shit he says just to get a reaction out of people.

The cartoon was good, though.

"Miller shot back by pointing out that the poem, and its pro-immigration message, weren’t original features of the Statue"

*sad trombone*

I've never had to ask the unemployment agency to resend a check, but they *did* once give me the runaround for six months while I tried to convince them that I was eligible. It could be awhile before Jerry sees that money again.

I figured somebody must have already beaten me to that joke, but I made it anyway.

Guess he'll be sucking his own cock now.

Hurry, the time is increasing!

No, you're thinking "turn you on".

But only three had to.

0% chance he'll lose his job *this time*, but never forget how fickle and petty Trump is. Look at Bannon and Sessions: no matter how loyal you are, and no matter how much Trump likes you right now, if he decides you've slighted him or embarrassed him then he'll turn on you in a second.

If you pick Tifa, there's definitely implied fucking when everybody splits up right before the crater; there's even a joke after where she asks the other crew members, "Were you watching?" (If you didn't pick her for your date earlier, the line is "Were you listening?" instead.)

I don't know about the CIA, but judging by exploits called Eternal Blue and Eternal Champion, there are some Sega Genesis owners at the NSA.

Ted Nugent — a man who dodged the draft by pretending to be gay.

Spoiler tags don't really help when the post you're replying to mentions four different shows and you don't say which of them you're spoiling.