Has anyone from Disney actually said anything besides "He is no longer performing as Kermit"? It seems to me like he's the guy who went public with his grievances, and it's not Disney employees who are responding with their own.

…that's not what a game of dominoes is, William.

I'm pretty sure that's the joke.

Betteridge's Law of Headlines never fails.

Yeah, it's not easy reading green.

T-R-U…yep, checks out.

Scarborough tweeted:

You'd think I'd be tired of parodies of David Brooks articles by now, but it turns out I'm not. Thanks, O'Neal; I had a good chuckle.

And they throw barrels!

Like, over and over, or did he just say it once, really slowly?

Hey now, Warren Ellis is a good writer.

My point is (1) you are presenting a false dichotomy in implying that the only two choices are "current level of wall-to-wall coverage" and "completely ignore", and (2) the amount of time the major news outlets are currently spending on coverage of the Russia collusion allegations is not analogous to the amount of…

Plus, you can always handwave Kryptonian aging. (And kinda have to, considering Benanti played both Past-Mom and Present-Aunt in season 1.)

Was she even in season 2?

Yeah, I'll miss Benanti but Durance was often the best thing about Smallville.

I'm…pretty sure Woodward and Bernstein reported on a lot of other stuff while they were investigating Watergate.

I think they probably should dial back the focus on Russia, because it is far from the only important story right now, and because not every update is newsworthy or, y'know, real.

When I see it, it's usually singular and all-caps.

I've always suspected that Rather's phony National Guard docs were an intentional plant by Karl Rove or some other dirty trickster within the Bush Administration. I've never seen any hard evidence of that, so, y'know, treat me with the same skepticism you would anybody else sharing government conspiracy theories in an…

as CNN reports: Specifically, it’s a “sterling silver ‘paperclip-shaped’ money clip, which Barney’s is selling for $185. At 6.25 centimeters long and 2.25 centimeters wide, Prada’s magnum opus clocks in at just over $13 per square centimeter.”