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—Joe Thiesmann
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Griffin doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and we probably can’t prove his claims, either.
Technically half the phone is hers because California is a community property state ;)
No. The assumption is that if you are paid a normal wage any tip would be fore going above and beyond in what you did. To many expect tips now a days. Dunkin has tip jars so does star bucks. Are they wait staff? No, they get paid a regular hourly wage and all they did was get my coffee (I don't get fancy drinks, just…
Do not tip your hotel staff! A few exceptions, tip the person who brings up your bags and tip room service.
Funnily enough, the main differences between a romantic movie (romcom or otherwise), and a thriller movie about an unhealthy relationship are basically just different lighting and sound design. If you look at most romance movies objectively they are super creepy.
This is similar to what I’ve said for years about mayo: it’s just sandwich lube. It should never be the main feature of anything.
Actually, you don’t even need it for tuna salad! The Italians make some with oil-packed tuna, lemon juice, capers, salt and pepper, chopped parsley and, optionally, canellini beans and chopped celery. It requires a mental reframing, but it’s really good. Also works well with Trader Joe’s Smoked Trout instead of tuna.
To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.
It says No LA on his jersey. Take the hint.
Maybe do a little bit of research here first. Odell Beckham signed a contract for 5 years and 90 million dollars. You know who signed a similar contract in the MLB? Homer Bailey.
Even “short” NFL QB’s are at least 5'11.5". Murray’s optimistically 5'9", and has a very slight frame. He’s at a much higher risk of injury than someone like Michael Vick was. He has a decent arm, but an athleticism drop off could severely damage his effectiveness, ending his NFL career early, even on the off chance…
If he is a first round draft pick he is likely to be at least a career backup. He is more likely to make more in football, but there is no guarantee. He could have a career ending injury in the preseason and get only his signing bonus.
I think you’re greatly underestimating just how hard it is to just make it as a starting QB in the NFL. Every year the first round is littered with guys who bust entirely, to say nothing of the fact that Murray would be the shortest quarterback since the days of yore.
Yeah no way QBs should worry about CTE!
Enter that draft. Then just fucking mail it in for those guaranteed years. Enjoy your stress free, CTE free, baseball career.
After retirement, MLB players get really good health benefits if they’ve had even a cup of coffee in the majors.
She’s the human version of a vuvuzela.