I don’t think I realized how much of a pillar the filibuster is to the GOP until the last week or so of watching Mitch figuratively shitting his pants while waxing poetic about how it’s important for both parties.

They have just convinced us that “not ugly” is an accomplishment.

Holy shit they actually designed a not ugly vehicle for a change. 

Swam for 12 hours after his helicopter crashed.

As American as...

Really not a fan of these gameplay trailers that are 99% quick cuts shot from angles the player is never going to see when they’re actually playing the game.

Well shit....you’re like the big brother I never asked for! And that was the longest I ever babysat kids I’m not related to...lol

Why does society always think the wife is coerced into something? People get married because they have a lot in common and women can be bad all on their own.

“I want to remind you that real lives are at stake here.”
More like her husband’s money is at stake. She could care less about the damage done to his colleagues.

I’m like 90% sure this was started by conservative incels... which seems like relevant information to include.

“Ugh, can you imagine having so little to do that you feel like you need to protest *jokes*? I’m gonna get a sign and go down there and really show them what frivolous protest looks like!”

Found Ted Lasso 

Whenever we get scared that there might be a Civil War Part Deux, just remember, this is the quality of their troops. They don’t want that heat.

“Sage Steele said to Jay Cutler”

If they’re saying that they can’t do anything they’re fucking lying out their goddamn rancid ass mouths.

Robert DiCello, an attorney for the family, spoke about the former security guard to the press. “He keeps on trying to align himself with police. Not a single good police officer would agree with shooting a man for arguing with him,” DiCello said.

I think we both know that I was masking my deep-seeded, and shameful, love of the absurdity of this thing with over the top snark and internet-aggression.

I think folks of all political persuasions can appreciate this thing. If I had the money and land, I can certainly see myself having a blast driving around in a tank.

Yeah, it’s probably capable of 20 gpm, as opposed to 20 mpg...

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

“And a Kame and a Hame and a send him home to mommy!” :D