Honestly shout out to black mediocrity failing upwards

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And all of this is even funnier because during a Trump campaign rally in Florida the president kept referring to Gaetz as “Rick”—which must be his work name.

OK, I want the shit out of this. Six grand for an electric all-terrain motorcycle that can do 60mph and travel 100 miles? Sign me right the fuck up. I never even knew I wanted something like this but I’m already saving money for it. Something like this would be incredible for trips into the backcountry, where you want…

““America is not being fairly portrayed,” Johnson told the outlet. Many schools are implementing anti-racist Black Lives Matter curriculum”

Instructions unclear: Dick caught in disk drive.

“But I was surprised she was upset. Young people are fairly quick to make judgments. She was lacking in some perspective.”

Obligatory: “Billionaires won’t save us!!! (Black) Capitalism won’t save us!!!”

Jeez, do people really believe that cornpone ‘farmer’ look translates to ‘man/woman of the people’ anymore?

Living in the northern US, I can tell you it’s a highly-aggravating losing battle. It gets cold for a day or two and every MAGAt starts crowing “GEE, I SURE COULD GO FOR SOME OF THAT GLOBAL WARMING THOSE LIBTURDS LOVE TO TALK ABOUT.”

Wait, one of these gun-humping pro-sky wizard GOP figures is a hypocrite?!

“Model E” was always the best possible model name. Usher in the EV age the same way the “Model T” ushered in the universal automobile.

And whenever the time comes for the next round of conservative contenders of color to be counted, Daniel Cameron is itching and inching to be first in line.

Trump probably acquired some blackmail photos in 2017.

Here’s an example: let’s say your family makes $75,000 per year. This means your family’s gross monthly income is $6,250 and your mortgage payment shouldn’t be more than $1,875, per Dogen’s guidelines. You should also limit your home’s purchase price to three times $75,000—or $225,000—and you should have 30% of…

I wish I could just resign after murdering someone at work.

Fuck, man, having to watch a goddam Target commercial before i could see this video....ABC7 fuck you.

LASD is the worst PD in LA by far.

You know what happens if I make a decision at work based on 2 year old data? I get super fired,  and I'm not putting anyone in immediate danger. 

So true. I’m torn, because I’m all for progress and science BUT damn we aren’t even spending that money at NASA anymore! It’s in Elon Musk’s pocket, now. Up to him to put whitey on Mars, while my brother gets shot seven times in the back. Whitey on the moon.

May I add: