As an Irish Pol, I was raised to apply suntan lotion well prior to any exposure to sunlight. Including full moons.

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

You forgot the most important one - Make sure you actually read the script before signing on for the third film.

She deserves to go to jail for a long time. Which means she’ll get like... a s̶l̶a̶p̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶r̶i̶s̶t̶.̶ free paid vacation.

There’s a lot more detail coming out in the comments in the Reddit thread about this (the person who posted the thread claims to know some inside info), but apparently her keys were still in the door after she shot him, and two neighbors say she was knocking on the door for some time demanding that he open it. So it…

HOW, SWAY

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.

See right there, that is my issue, number 4 was jumped to right away WITHOUT really questioning the parties involved to determine if the accusation is even true. This should have been a simple, “Ladies, please step over here”, then out of earshot, ask both women, are you being kidnapped or subject to “undo influence”,…

3. You think someone is in danger, so you escalate the situation by indiscriminately pointing our gun in the car? If this had been a real situation, 4 people could have wound up injured or dead.

If there was even a couple at all. I’m leaning toward the idea that the way it transpired was this:

I want a docu-series of Bird and Taurasi wrecking jabronis at various Ys once they retire.

She's legitimately tougher than both of them, so yeah. I'm here for this. 

Probably the best thing I’ve seen all week:

lol. you know better. He’ll be eligible for parole after 7 and a half years it looks like. 

Or maybe cocaine.

...access to a Teyana Taylor video shoot.

If you don’t create spaces for people to legally jump their cars, they will illegally jump them on the street.

Just the thought is enough to have you buried under the prison.