The only perspective I can see is this...

Thanks. The fact that your post only has sixteen stars (thus far) is an obstruction of justice.

Your taste is unimpeachable.

I had to Starr this post.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.

+1 x 2

Counterpoint:

Don’t be a creep.
Don’t be a dick (with exceptions)
Don’t be shitty.
Following those guidelines will ensure that one is not just an Adequate Man but an Exceptional one.

Yeah, I had a bad habit of deliberately mispronoucing words and using malapropisms for years. While it was hilarious for me, now everybody just thinks I am stupid.

I did, too, but now I really want to start throwing around “artesian” instead of “artisanal” to see how many people swallow it, how many know the difference, and how many are confused but refuse to admit it.

I knew I wouldn’t be the only person who wanted to explain artesian to him.

At least it isn’t quite the con job perpetrated by Whole Foods under the name “asparagus water”.

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Preach!

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

I haven’t seen an organization distance themselves this much from a Mike Richards since the Laugh Factory.

That picture is just asking for a brazzers logo.