A broken jaw still wouldn’t prevent him from tweeting, though.

How do you steal beers in a casino? Aren’t they always free?

It was game 2 of the stanley cup finals for me.

It could be Pizza Inn.

The biggest key to hiring movers is to remember that if you are packing your own boxes, the fewer you have, the better. My wife decided to pack everything in boxes from the liquor store, and because there was so many small boxes, it took the movers forever to get them all out of the house. If everything had just been…

And it’s saying something when you see a company that is “lovingly” referred to as “Walk-all-over-ya” as an improvement in customer service.

Chase does this as well. I dropped my Southwest Visa in a casino, and immediately called, and was given the option to freeze it while I re-traced my steps. Fortunately, I found it, untouched and was able to keep going. An automated call back later, things were back to normal.

Being a gynecologist is like having a job where you have to eat ice cream all day, no matter the flavor. Then they start to bring you dog poop and pine needle flavored ice cream.

If you're gun shy about investing in the stock market, consider investing in low volatility ETFs such as the S&P's, or one managing consumer staples. They've historically shown to have better upside, and less downside. Most of the companies found in them aren't the sexy investments like Tesla or Apple, but they …

Stone Soup was my favorite, but I believe it's been discontinued....

That was the most yards Cam has gotten on a roll since week 3.

Word is Cecil newton called every Hospital in Charlotte....
...asking for $100k to have Cam admitted there.

Alfonso Ribiero doing a Malcolm X impression would terrify most white people.

That picture is just asking for a brazzers logo.

Shortest discussion ever. Winner is right here. The only reason I can think of somebody voting for another airline is that they haven't experienced the low-priced hell that is Ryanair.

I think this chart might have been better represented as a percent of stadium capacity, as a way to eliminate skewed perceptions - For example, the Rays average of ~21k is more than 66% of capacity, while the Dodgers' ~40k is only 71%.

Does that even work? Everybody knows Andy Reid is a Walrus, not a whale.

This is the best inappropriate language penalty dealt this year.

+3/5

And vegas has a new AEG arena being built on the strip. Honestly, I'd probably see more games in Vegas than thrashers games. Especially if I can get comped tickets.