My son also pointed out the economic bomb that fell on Trump’s properties with that tweet, scaring everyone but the 2020 nominees for the Darwin Awards away.

Too be fair tho, given the literal volumes of absolutely wacko, bat-shit, crazy nonsense people have chosen to believe over the last several millennia, this is one of the least offensive things one can believe. And she seems to be saying it without demanding anyone else do it or shaming those who choose not to do so.

So, I read your comment -> heard a drum rimshot in my head -> thought about the fact that it is called a rimshot -> considered this Instagram photo again -> have come full-circle. Namaste.

It is baffling to me that I immediately knew the origin of this GIF. Why does my brain retain information like “one of the extras from the ‘Friday’ song”?????

he said straight line.
Vipers don’t do that.

Can the Viper *do* a straight line with out the back end coming up to say hello? =)

Giant Meteor 2020 it is!

It’s too bad they apparently just assumed every household in the US had 3 iPhones that needed to be charged.

It’s too bad they apparently just assumed every household in the US had 3 iPhones that needed to be charged.

Next on Evil Week: How to run a beloved community into the ground. All you need is a website, passionate readers, auto-start video ads, and a shitty mantra. Just pulling things out of the air, let’s use “Stick to Sports.”

If they keep doing it, it’s because people still fall for it. No idea why anyone would fall for something like that, but people are fucking stupid.

I just wanted to add that Sambuca & Black Sambuca Really good! 

We hear you

Has Ben Shapiro ever considered just not being an asshole?

Maybe we’d have that 2 Cars 2 Furious crossover I’ve been dreaming of 

Why not? Will the fashionistas sue me? Oh NOZ!!

Uh oh! Looks like douche bro is self pwning!

Eh+ comeback.

“no comment, but we don’t deny it.”

Are you from a different culture that would agree with Moore banging little girls? Apparently, that goes on all over the place outside of America, I’ve learned. Even Canada! Who knew? :p