I’ve been using “clap’s back” for years.

I want to marry this post. I’ve been living on this plantation for decades and the righteous rage against our Congressional overlords has never diminished one bit over this time. It always pissed me off that the Tea Party Patriot label, which we fucking deserve because of actual taxation without representation, was…

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

What did the sun ever do to you?

Since he’s out of business, does anyone know of anyone interested in buying quality drug-filled urine? Asking for a friend.

...mother of god, what a MONSTER.

Hefty Bag and Clown Tits, bringing their act to a dinner theatre near you

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

Just today my coworker asked before a client presentation, “is ‘compassionary’ a word?” I replied, “This is Trump’s America, whether it is or isn’t, if you want it to be, just go with it.” Honestly, having a selective reality is liberating. We’re excellent at soccer!

Caught you. Fuckin’ predators.

You’re putting your ignorance on full display here. He played for Brazil, but they speak Portuguese.

I really wish I could find an online version of the local radio spots that this douchebag airs (aired) in Dallas. They’re widely regarded as the most nauseating and grating radio commercials in town, I for one am glad that this will be the end of those spots.

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

can we agree that 19 is way too young to be a bus driver?

Players should strike and tell everyone “No football because the president is a racist asshole, and we won’t have our freedom of speech rights infringed upon by this jackass or anyone else. Period, full stop, we’ll burn it all to the ground, but the line stops at the government telling us we can’t protest.”

Police were on the scene grilling bystanders about the incident and took away several suspects in a pattywagon.

Bryan Erickson, director of AM programming for iHeartMedia Houston, didn’t respond for comment.

That’s just high-flying Liverpool football, baby! Now time to go drop points to Stoke.

There’s an easy explanation: