Probably has an older woman fixation. As he asked Jason Torchinsky first....

Fordddddddddduuuuuuh !

Slower than a Z06.

What a lot of money for a car that is slower than a Corvette Z06. Should buff out though...

What a lot of money for a car that is slower than a Z06. Should buff out though....

The customer is always right. -Sears

My wife pulls harder when accelerating.

How to properly park a boat.

A woman did that for ducks. Two people died crashing their motorcycle and she went to jail. Stupid misplaced bleeding hearts are like that.

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Oh nooooooooooo!. There will be carnage and kayos everywhere !!!!!!! Boo hoo hoo bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Trump is right. I hate whiners. They poison ones around them. Simple.

THIS reporting, FINALLY... is what will put Jalopnik on the map !....... urrrrrp.........

Gay Italians are temper-mental. Yeay gay Italians !!!! Go girls go !!!!!!!!!

May I point out that this doesn’t happen to REAL truck drivers, as they Know all about their chosen trade. Just because you happen to be driving a big truck doesn’t in fact make you a bonafide ‘truck driver’. See ? Same as if you only have a car driving license, and not a truck drivers license, does NOT mean you have…

The US lawmakers need to have their private parts electronically limited so they don’t “SCREW’ things up....again. and again, and again, Get a dog instead of Joe Public ! ad nauseum.

Yes but which god ?

Sure it can, just don't go so fast that you drown the spark plugs. Simple.

I put them on the doorstep of my hated highschool math teacher.

Yep it’s like trying to have your privacy in the washroom and then your whole damn Italian family walks in.