So besides being an asshole, you aren't interested on how well the Hellcat can do on a road track ?? I don't get that. And then your hate factor kicks in...hmmmmm interesting...

Do you just read stuff or do you actually own and drive anything ? Who cares you say ? Well you would !.... when I leave you behind in my Corvette Z06 in the dust, choking.... on REAL EVERYDAY roads where you and I actually drive !! ( I do this all the time..) The steering wheel is put on a car for a reason you know !…

Yah, I know the feeling....

#1 Stress ??

Waiting.....stiiiiiiiiill waiting ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~~~

They will.. your mom says you have lots 'a pull with the big guy....

Oh shitup you two !

Mud brown with green interior.

You mean a homo sumo wrestler.....

Don't worry, there are a lot of dopes in Colorado....

Yah but where do you put your kids, doggy and all the luggage ?

Not if you know what you are talking about....a lot don't, they just look at smoke from peeling tires and think that that is everything....

Neither can my 300lb wife

Your mother says you look good in a school girls uniform !....

Did you say 'poops' ?

You don't get out in the sun much do you ?....Good boy !

Defenitly !...but are they listening ??

No...I'm just pretending to be a sourpuss. And yet, with that porky weight, I have to question hard turns (or even hard turds) on a road track. Do I love horsepower ? You bet !But I definitely want to see this car compete with Mustang, Camaro, and Corvette all at the same time on a road track...no tricks ! When will…

Sure...you can ask.

No....you Maude !