Math is weird that way...

Wife to husband.. 'Honey do these jeans make me look fat' ?

Every time...as BMW always looks like a boring box.

Got something against drama ?

He ticked that option box when ordering the car....

Good

By the size of his scrotum, it won't be enough money...pity...

Gas tank ?..Who wrote this ...a girl ?

Watched them at the Cart races in Vancouver/Richard Spinard usually winning...Very good and fast handling. I still would like to get one. They don't cost that much, and most are in good condition.....

You first !...

You're the one that keeps talking about these fantasies of yours.. and therefore must believe in them...You don't here ME talking about your imaginary friends......

Awesome Volkswagon bus.

Yup

See you doctor, maybe you can get some crème for that.....

Prostate is OK, will get Jill, my GM mechanic to examine my nuts though....

Good...

The librarians may want to sue you...

You can also use a car to have sex.

This diatribe is very boring....my nuts aren't swelling....sigh....pity......

Pot hole in Colorado.........