Wait, this is supposed to be satire, right?

You deserve many more stars.

I guess that show I remember from my adolescence centered on a superhero Woman of Wonder...wish I could remember the name, but I digress, I guess it never really happened. You know, because we are FINALLY getting a female superhero TV show.

Obviously the artist is accustomed to being around very thin cocks.

"What people did these in other relationships? Can you imagine if you wife or husband told you they wanted you to install this...my mind is wandering."

please tell me he's high.

Sooo, the sink in the bathroom was smaller than the chair? The toilet lid was that much smaller than the chair? The minivan was parked 1/2 a mile away and it was 102 degrees? Lady had an agenda.

first off, I would love a secret room, even at 36 (but it'd be a porn/sex dungeon at this point). Secondly, I call bullshit on a lot of this story, especially the clues and the words the kid says. What are the clues, go upstairs, open door, push dresser (at which point 4 year old walks up 1 step and stops, then opens…

First it was the brown people in Arizona, it was just a test. They got away with it, so why not go for the blacks.

Latino homo here, just stopping by to tell you that your generalization and stereotyping (cops, queers and racial minorities, you've hit the trifecta) is one of the most ignorant things I've ever read. Since I read gawker and jezebel daily, that's quite an accomplishment. If you're trolling, then good job.

I have an aversion to straight people making out, and seeing women breast feed, but up to this point I've kept my mouth shut because it makes me look like an asshole. The fact that I'm uncomfortable with the subject matter does not mean I get to spout off about it. I understand there are things I will be exposed to in…

"but the consensus is that the end result looks like hypersexualized caricatures of black women's bodies."

well...except for the fact that the reporter found the guy later and he was still going to give her the money...

The sweet irony of your comment is that if you check Kinja, the comment immediately before my raindrops is me admitting to someone that I was wrong. Having said that, my reply to you was said as a sarcastic joke. I apologize for having offended you so.

Except for the raindrops that are clearly evident in the video.

Riiiiiiight, because the raindrops that are very obvious in the video had nothing to do with the people carrying umbrellas and everything to do with people using them as protection from pots and other heavy items being thrown.

"Though other students were aware of what was happening, no one tried to stop it, the sheriff said."

This is the best EVER! And if you get yourself the right PR firm, you could make so much money for a period of time (see: Jenny McCarthy), just make sure you invest wisely.

what's that old song, something along the lines of "you're the best around something something never bring you down." Yeah, that's how I feel about you right now.

This is something I have expressed to very few people, but you've given me the courage to come out with my feelings. Can we get over cancer? Cancer is not a thing, there are so many different forms of cancer, yet we make everyone afflicted a hero. Cancer is a catch all and if you break it down by types, it's not a…