...........I can only wish Dump would fall into a Rumpledforeskin Sleep..................

...............I think I see Henri rolled up under a comforter somewhere in that house.................#MarzipanForTheWin................

..............Wow............No Words..............You will know if this is a good thing or not...............So.............pick One: Condolences/Congratulations.................

................It’s really starting to feel like it’s everywhere.............Ojala!....................

.............We saw a video report on this from on the ground last November in my Spanish class...................It’s a shame that we have to look to the Guardian to get in-depth reporting on the U.S....................................

one of Joan Rivers Best: “So, I went to see ‘The Help’ the other day, but I fell asleep during the movie. I’m dying to know: Did the house get cleaned or not?”

..............this is what worries me, though.............as the product of a broken home, I know how much damage a bitter parent can do..............

lol............well, exactly how invested are you in the size of matt damon’s (rather sad) dick? Answer my question, and I’ll answer yours.................

Cryin!.............That’s the thing about having The Big One.....when you hook up with guys who DO NOT have the Big One, you can’t help but notice............and, cry a little more.................

.............when he wore those white panties in the Liberace movie...........I’m so tired of small-dicked white guys giving the rest of us white guys who are actually packin’ a bad name......................

...............why the pic of Christie?...............

.............Melania is thanking God everyday..............

Real Madrid pa’ Siempre! #TeamMarzipan! #ScrewHenri!.................loll...........................

............matt damon has a small dick...........

.............anyone who’s lived in Europe knows how Fabulous Ferrero-Rocher is...........those little Gold Nuggets!..................Having said that, We’ve got missiles raining on Hawaii.............and now we’re losing Baby Ruth Madoff!

.............Isn’t Edward the Gay One??.................

.............what a sad story!...........

lllllllllllolllllllll...................beejern, I’m coming for you.................

...................lol.............I could see Charlotte and George being Conniving Terrors.................

this makes me cry..................I can’t believe how far we’ve fallen in just 12 months.................