Is there any more effective scene in TV or movie history at making you want a soda than Samuel L. Jackson’s long sip of Sprite in Pulp Fiction, after he takes a bite of the Big Kahuna burger? Every single time, I want a Sprite more than anything. His face and how long the sip goes and his smacking lips…

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

My wife and I were having a nice quiet candlelit fondue bourguignonne dinner for two...

In the NES game adaptation of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”, there was a part where you got a real life phone number to call to give you a clue on how to progress. If you call that number today, it directs to a phone sex line.

This literally took all of the wind out of my sails.

Yeah, Pica is a thing. My friend treated a person in an ER that had just eaten a pepsi can and was complaining of throat and stomach pain... because they just ate an aluminum can.

When I taught school years ago there was a girl in another classroom that came over from Liberia and she’d eat pretty much anything. Pencils, notebook paper, etc. She was in one of the refugee camps and had been eating tree bark to survive for months. They’d have to send a person into the bathroom with her to keep her…

The water-cooled VW world is full of these guys- they’ll nab a clean Rabbit from some little old lady for chump change, and try to flip it as a one-owner car. When confronted, they usually threaten to fight/kill any/all challengers, call people homophobic names, and generally shit themselves.

I’d like to buy a Gulfstream G5 and I have a ‘96 Chevy Tahoe with 305K miles for sale, asking only $2.3 mil for the Tahoe

136-bhp
228 lb-ft of torque
222,000 miles

Ford Focus, 1st generation. Now everyone knows the '02-'04 SVT is a sweet handler, but I'm still amazed by how well the non-SVT's handle, and how surprisingly fun they are to drive. And I'm not just talking "Oh, well this isn't so bad." No no. More like: "Screw driving straight there. I'm gonna give myself an extra…

Always heard great things about the Mazda 3

Mazda3 and it’s not close.

Short story of the last time a salesman tried to intimidate us:

My family isn’t particularly wealthy. We are solidly middle class by income, but we have a tendency to get into some potentially ruinous situations financially on a regular basis in an attempt to look far wealthier than we actually are. A few years back, this extended to having a used luxury flagship in the garage.

When I was 20 or 21, I waited tables to pay for college. This was around 2002, and regularly, people would come in and tell me I reminded them of Ferris Bueller, because of the way I waited tables. Mostly because I was drunk.

I can relate to the sexist behavior of stealerships.

I believe every word you say, car dealer.

I lived in those dark days and they had these things called pay phones. You put some coins in the thing, and paid the phone for the call. Now 911 calls were always free, and if you were nice the police would bring you a new onion for your belt.

My mom called me up and told me she bought a new SUV. Found that a bit odd because she had a 2005 Exploder with zero problems. They sold her a used Escape for $25,000. Why so much? They told her it was four wheel drive. “Mom, this thing is two wheel drive.” “No, look right here. FWD! Four wheel drive!”