I’m in Washington (state) so I feel your pain. It’s also why I see so many PNW related t-shirts when I’m in Hawaii that time of year. 

Damn skippy. Just started plotting my escape this morning. NW winters are the woooooorst.

If Ley’s mom doesn’t present Ass Team of the Year at the 2019 Deadspin awards it will prove life is meaningless and has no purpose.

He never should have had a security team in the first place. Along with the desire for change and willingness to do anything to attain sobriety, he needed fellow recovering addicts around him to provide the kind of understanding and support that can truly alleviate those urges.  

NEW YORK-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Drew Magary?”

George Tech engineering professor Alan Porter who gave his opinion on the future of fast food.

It definitely counts as Twitter!

He’s a lot like his former high school teammate Reggie Bush, in that they both had perfectly decent careers but because of their elite draft status were always expected to be more and just weren’t.

“Which African nation is Joel Emiid from? Trick Question, there is no Cameroon, all of Africa is Nigeria.” _ Malcolm Gladwell hosting the worst quiz show imaginable.

As a casual fan of Michigan Basketball, it seems like the program is never given much credit in pre-season rankings even after coming off of deep tournament runs. I’m totally fine with it given that I’d rather have lower expectations that lead to great finishes, but what’s the deal? What will it take for Beilein to…

I don’t know if this is all true, but I want it to be.  

Coming from a bleeding Blue person, you are really reaching by drawing these conclusions of “atonement”... Has it ever occurred to you that Trey and Matt just do things to 1) poke fun at people’s characters and 2) come up with wacky shit? It’s a joke for eff’s sake, and there are always multiple angles to consider.

What the fuck is going on with life?

Can you imagine how just good the Packers would be with anyone other than Mike McCarthy?

You need the VC from your sneaker deals to buy the vases and ottomans.

Passion of the Christ 2 looks fuckin’ lit.

He is a truly great spore-tsman. Hopefully the Raptors have the cap space to resign him next year.

“I’m a fun guy. But did you hear the shiit takes in the media last year, claiming I don’t even like basketball? Crimini. Obviously I love the game of basketball. There just wasn’t mush room for me in San Antonio, okay?”

“We are not men, what are we doing with our lives?”

That talk from Tom Brokaw was solid. Even if he was so deaf that he had to keep asking for questions to be repeated.