As a long-suffering M’s fan, I look forward every spring to another 84-78 season to be filled with disappointment and the odd All-Star performance. Seeing Paxton ring up a 14-11 record with a 2.38 ERA is going to be an absolute delight!

It seems both inevitable and surreal at the same time.

We never have, even dating back to Jefferson. “War” is a legal status, which clearly falls into a power of Congress. The United States has officially declared war eleven times (for five conflicts: 1812, Mexico, Spain, WWI, WWII. The 11 declarations are for specific combatants. So in 1941, there was a Declaration for…

Better imagery is making our solar system look more like this:

To be fair, you can only write so many articles about how the F-35 is such a piece of shit while the A-10 is God’s gift to combat aviation.

Your post sucked, deal with it.

What about those of us, who have Wisconsin winning it all?

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

“Fighting Illini aside”

NOW YOU WAIT JUST A DAMN...

oh, I can’t. This is absolutely correct.

A Seahawk had a problem with how somebody else plays football?

That reminds me: Teen Wolf and Boogie Nights were movies. Please stand by as I write 5,000 words about how your post is similar to them.

Every time I see Boogie put up a big performance like that, all I can think about is him being on the Celtics and how easily they could handle everyone in the East and possibly challenge the Warriors for the championship

Its not about having zero experience or being white. Its about being a shit for brains and a racist asshole.

Milana Vaytrub (she’s been on @Midnight a couple times).

The bride in the Navy Financials in the commercial is cute.

Huh? I live in washington state. Unless you live near the canadian border or in the southeast of the state you are not used to these conditions. Most of the people in Washington do not live in those two areas. Most live in the seattle/tacoma/olympia area. Winters like this don’t happen often there.

OMG, you just assumed his/her/its gender... JEZEBEL!!!!

Running a shitty candidate solely on the basis that he’s “not the other guy” is a great way to lose a winnable election. (See Dole ‘96, Kerry ‘04, McCain ‘08, Romney ‘12.) If the Democrats lose this one it’s their own damned fault for trotting out another Clinton.

I’m not loving Season 3 nearly as much as the other...UNTIL the finale which had me screaming.