Oh, god. Please. PLEASE.

Can you use your data to help the Mariners overcome THEIR marine layer? Asking for a friend who is also me.

Yeah, and then when the citizens of King’s Landing won’t build him a new Keep, he’ll sell the throne to someone from Essos and then act surprised when they relocate the throne to Myr. 

I still find Ichiro and how he is received in Seattle so fascinating. I’ve found he’s received one of two ways by Mariners fans here in Seattle. One side worships him and one side believes he was selfish and thought only of himself. He was something to watch, that’s for sure. M’s baseball since, well, really the…

I always tell people that if they receive a text from me with improper grammar, their/they’re/there, punctuation; it is NOT me and to send help.

I’m NOT alone...

I mean...right? There is so, so much I want to scream at these people. Just frustration after frustration but there is no way I could adequately say it all. Exhausted and discouraged; you hit the exact sentiment I’ve ultimately reached and can only muster this up. 

Did we just become screenwriters?

The only man that can save us? JOHNNY ANOMALY! (Seriously, Johnathan and not Johnny here?)

I’m bummed I didn’t know about submissions for this! I have tons from my freshman and sophomore years in college before I lived by myself. One interaction even includes Aron Baynes, yes, let that sink in... Boston Celtics SUPERSTA...STAR...erm...PLAYER, Aron Baynes. Oh and my freshman roommate (NOT Baynes) showered…

I’ve struggled with this because I am a Wisconsin Badgers fan but attended Washington State University. My dad grew up in Sun Prairie, WI and in HS took a job cleaning Camp Randall after the Badgers football games just to watch. We moved to the PNW (from Montana) when I was three and I’ve always associated myself with…

Ok... so I shouldn’t berate them on social media? Is that what you’re asking me to do? Because I pay taxes and it’s my god given right to belittle 19 year old athletes who are far more talented at something than I’ll ever be at anything on social media.

*Searching for a comeback*

As a Mariners lifer, Felix will always be my favorite Mariner. He was the superstar that stayed. He was the superstar we DIDN’T trade, even though every off-season and July it was, “Felix to New York!”. He pitched on awful teams and every five days he gave us a reason to watch. I’m torn on whether or not I want to see…

In third grade, I was an astronaut for Halloween. I was really embarrassed about my costume and didn’t want my friends to see me trick or treating in what essentially was a gray onesie with glitter on it and makeshift patches. Sure enough, I run into a friend and I was mortified... Until I saw his costume. He was…

Oh, my. That...well. I...

We had to run conditioning tests at the beginning, middle, and end of the school year in our, well, Conditioning class. One of the students worked so hard to improve/meet a time in the 400 that when he heard the time, which, was just a split, announced after lap 3; he was so overjoyed he collapsed on the track and it…

On a very small related note; as a Sonics fan; I actually wrote a Sonics version of “American Pie” after the Sonics were stolen from Seattle.

As someone who had been given the nickname “KingDome”; I feel your pain.

I think to myself sometimes, “Who out there is a Tampa Bay Rays fan?” and then I realize that if the Mariners ever made the World Series (I know, just let me live in a world where it’s possible) the rest of the country would be saying, “ok; looks like we can ignore the WS this year.”