I enjoyed this and hope you can accurately predict the future.

Hello. Being a Mariners fan has brought me the opposite of joy for years now. JoeyCoraTears? More like...well...yeah, actually.

Honest question, not looking to argue; but legitimately curious as to which other episodes besides the original Manbearpig one?

Hello, Clay Bennett should, and always, eat shit.

SeaTac dropping 15 spots!?

My handle is oh so appropriate. I just want this team to make the playoffs. We’re out of it so early most years; postseason baseball seems like a different sport altogether.

“...and I got gored by an elk in the process, but I finally had two horses”

That’s *giggles* too *giggles* bad *weeps into ‘96 Detlef Schrempf jersey*

My dad bought an order of grasshoppers at Safeco and said we had to eat one for every homerun; home or away. By the 4th inning; the entire section was either A) deathly afraid of a homerun because they’d be eating a bug or B) cringing every time a ball got close knowing they’d have to watch. Of course the Rockies and…

Yeah I feel like football injuries - any of them - would result in me sobbing uncontrollably on the field yelling that the other team is cheating. That really ugly cry too where everyone stares at you but tries not to make eye contact. Snot and tears combining as my face is just one giant mudslick as my dad yells at…

Isn’t the 2019 QB class supposed to be terrible? (Not saying this to argue or be a dick. Although the Giants did ruin the Packers seasons a couple times. No. Actually, scratch that. I’m remembering the Favre OT pick and the Giants beating Rodgers in Lambeau. I am saying this to be a dick now.)

Yeah but they sucker you in to a bunch of micro-transactions just so you can toss vases out windows. Your furniture throwing stats stink if you don’t spend the money on VC.

That’s MISTER Part of owner of a collective of fans who really just vote on a board of directors that really doesn’t matter and man, I really wish we had an actual owner because then there would be some accountability and Mike McCarthy should have been gone years ago...

Hey the Mariners got Dee Gordon and he was responsible for *checks notes* getting in a fight in the clubhouse and having an insanely low OBP.

I just want you both to know you made this Monday morning just a bit more tolerable thanks to your fungi puns. I tried to incorporate one but I’m not a fan of mushrooms and any attempt to work porcine in here would do you both a disservice - carry on with the lord’s work. 

It was a great show. In my time in Pullman I saw Tom Brokaw speak and Elton John perform. Not bad for a small town on the Palouse.

Those weekends. My god. The debauchery.

Those weekends. My god. The debauchery.

Ah! I didn’t see this before I posted - my intention wasn’t to step on toes. The street vacation bugged me to no end. You’ll never be able to convince me that the refusal to vacate that street happened legitimately. Perhaps it’s sour grapes. My biggest issue is that in 2008; Clay Bennett and the NBA both said that the…

He deleted them. But he also doesn’t know how to delete texts. What’s a phone?