(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Surely this will get me out of the greys.

You’re a little dull, aren’t you?

You missed the fairly obvious point of what the author is saying but Musk is clearly full of shit and there is enough supporting evidence to prove it. Linguistic contortions are a last resort when you run out of legitimate arguments.

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

Can’t wait to see him stroll into Canton because he’s a “winner” despite a career record currently at .500 and a passer rating that ranks behind such luminaries as Sam Bradford, Rich Gannon, and David Garrard. He also leads all active players in career INT, having thrown more than Drew Brees despite 1,800 fewer…

“you’ll here from me tomorrow.”

I … I don’t understand...
- dude makes anti-Semitic jokes
- dude gets shit for it, rightfully
- dude says he’s going to donate to ADL as a way to take responsibility
- some idiots on the internet don’t like this
- he decides not to donate to them, as a way to... take responsibility??

I feel like I’m missing a piece of logic…

Mr. Ped 

(1) She got engaged like two weeks after the alleged assault.

if he hit it high enough to get it onto the third deck chances are it didn't have a very good trajectory for max distance 

Since 1 WAR is worth about 8 million dollars, and he’s at 3.6 WAR for the year making 25 million, he has outperformed year 1 of his contract in only five months.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

boosters. they will pay

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Colleges in California are already prohibited from competing for NCAA championships, because they are in the weak ass Pac-12 Conference.