Easy buddy, I was kidding around with a white stereotype. I know you love white people and all, but there's no need for name-calling here.

So, how long have you live in St. Louis?

Shayddup...

Your butt. Hurt, it is.

Hear, hear. When is a white guy gonna get a break for once...

That's why baseball has Brian McCann he will yell at you if you show anyone up

Man fuck outta here. No white player is that fast.

It's called humor. It's like I might say "let's all turn your mom's face into our cum rag" Is that actually going to happen? No, she's too ugly. But it's still just a funny thought.

That sucks, Cox.

The worst part of this was that her drunk friend wasn't even asking for a driver. The volleyball player completely misinterpreted her friends late night text looking for cox.

I bet I can throw this football over those mountains.

Wait but more importantly, whos more Now?

After calling for help from the nearby police officer, Hunter was shot multiple times. An internal investigation quickly ruled that it was in self defense

That's fair. When you live in a town smack in the middle of the gray, you notice! More so, I'm impressed the map was accurate enough to snag the outliers. Indeed, we have two Domino's!

That'll make those opposing batters think twice before homering into your bleachers.

The Pats team Doctor, Thomas Gil, is the guy that was fired by the Red Sox for fucking up on a consistent basis. While it's frustrating to see Gronk practice and not play, I'd take Dr. Nick Riviera's advice over Dr. Gil.

You're right, he was cleared... by the same doctor whose overly aggressive recommendation was responsible for Gronk's second injury and, by extension, the three more this offseason. That's why Andrews was brought in.

Correct. Dr. James Andrews is in charge of clearing him, and Andrews said he wouldn't be comfortable letting him play this week.

Since he hasn't been officially cleared, he's not actually allowed to play, correct? If so, the Patriots dickishness is showing again and they'll end up driving Gronk away just like they did Welker. I just hope Gronk also comes to Denver.

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