As a Browns fan I’ve been having Ripple effects every Sunday since ‘99.

You aren’t supposed to be writing this stuff down.

I think it is just safest to be outraged at both.

Alternate solution #2: first one to poop loses.

RIP

I see all the typical glory berries taking up space on your list. Where is the working man’s berry, the mulberry, to be found on your fancy list?

I feel like we have reached peak Hunter after watching Pence help drag Strickland off the field.

It was against the Cardinals. At about 3:25 in this video.

Just because he can’t remember all the quarterbacks he played with doesn’t mean he has memory loss. Nobody can remember that.

I was more impressed by Grandal on the play.

While the Raiders’ stadium is being paid for by an increase in hotel taxes, and will therefore be paid for mostly by visitors and not residents, tax money is fungible. Those funds could go to anything, if there were the political will for it.

The meat sauce is similar to pastitsio. The unrefined palettes of the Deadspin commentariat can’t get over the spices used.

+1 Blue Note

I will never stop laughing at this gif.

Magic Johnson should be trading for Kevin Durant and/or Lebron James any minute now.

It’s been a long time since Austrians got me this pumped up.

Here it is.

Actually, it does make sense. It’s like a counterbalance to your upper body. Not sure if that is what he was doing, but it is possible.

I thought it was going to be “video games” or something like that. Shit got deep in here.

Eat my crow because I refuse to call her stupid? You can make all the bigoted comments you want about her, I’m not going to agree with you.