No, I was trying to imitate downplaying a lot of character and plot development. There was a lot of development in both Empire Strikes Back and The Last Jedi.

People keep bringing up this is a movie that wastes people’s time to somehow criticize it ... but The Last Jedi was about failure. Luke dead, the Resistance fleet destroyed ... you know failure. People died in Empire Strikes Back but they actually succeeded in the end.

Right? 95% of the complaints about The Last Jedi have some forgotten or forgiven equivalent scene in Empire. People are complaining about the flawed military tactics of an intergalactic fascist regime that repeatedly sends giant metal walking nonsense tanks with absurdly high centers of gravity into battle.

These ramblings would honestly make a lot more sense to me if I knew that he just plowed through a mountain of coke. I can’t picture his speech pattern any other way in my head.

Chris Kattan has to get this gig if it (obviously, definitely) becomes a bit

Congratulations, internet famous people: you are now celebrities, with all the problems that entails.

Jim Cooke, you genius. That illustration is the shit and you deserve more than you are being paid, whatever that amount is.