Lol. Not often when I actually Laugh out loud over a kotaku comment. Good job.

I was going to say what you said in this comment only much less gracefully. (Fuck this “review.”)

I had the same thoughts. About 2 paragraphs in I realized this was a literary piece. Found myself paging down till towards the end where I didn’t find anything answering the question(s) one might have when reading a review.

I’m all for your literary piece. Separate it from the proper review. They both have a…

Kind of telling when most of the comments are asking basic questions about the game. This isn’t so much a review as a literary piece that got off track.

I’m not knocking it. Was a fun read. Just maybe not throwing in all that for the review and separating it.

Exclusivity isn’t the issue on the surface. Without building the whole game from scratch, I’m guessing there’d be some shade if Square tried to emulate a Playstation on the XBone or Switch.

Like I said. There’s some behind the scenes stuff that is going on. XBone and Switch have a big enough install base to…

There’s probably things behind the scenes where they can’t port to the console families they didn’t originally came out on. Otherwise I’m guessing Final Fantasy X and XII would be on XBone.

Cool thanks!

I’ve read your blog entry twice and I can’t figure out which Doom and Wolfenstein you are referring to. Edit it and put the years next to them so I know if it’s 1993 Doom or 2016 Doom. (I’m guessing both of them are the more recent entries?)

Lol. “You’re Fucking up/You’re a moron” is usually getting punched in the face in my experience.

This may or may not be a clue in real life when you’re being a moron too.

Yea, there’s some truth to that. A couple jerkwads can hi jack a decent subset of people and make them look bad.

Cool. I’ll check it out when i get home.

I’m having trouble deciphering if this show is trying to be serious or satire from this blog. The latter sounds really fun to watch.

No. MOST people use the Kek meme to make fun of identity politics. It’s a joke to troll/rile up people they think are easily offended. Not my kind of humor or idea of a fun time but I guess it take all kinds to make the world go around.

Thanks for reminding me that you’re an insufferable prick again.

Take you sensible logic elsewhere. It doesn’t belong on a Gawker hit piece comment section!

I suppose i could accuse you of sophistry here too now. But i wont. Ive read enough of your previous comments through the years to know you arent being malicious. Have a good holiday!

You must be really fun at parties. Making heated statements and accusations over a joke that admittedly fell flat. Humor in the vein of Ken M. isn’t for everyone.

Yea, I forgot the #fakenews in my OP to further delineate that it was a jest.

Misleading headline. A real Rubik’s Cube is 4x4.

Osteen is a special kind of hated. Most Christians don’t like him because he preaches some deluded prosperity crap and most non Christians hate him because he’s religious.