My switch “Brain” hasn’t warped but the Joy-Con attached to it are a little bent while attached. Luckily that doesn’t affect how it docks. (Yet)

Yes. I’m an eldest brother and I would pick on my siblings growing up. Nothing as ridiculous as Buzz from Home Alone though. Usually just needling them about silly things or convincing them that going inside the small dog kennel would be a good idea.

O man that finger comment on the trailer made me laugh.

Yea, its good now. It would be cool if they went the Xbox One X/PS4 Pro route. In 4 years release a new “brain” that is more powerful with future tech and fits right into your joycon.

(Also, obviously release every single damn Super Nintendo game on it.)

Lol. Don’t worry Heather. I enjoy your pieces on speed run screw ups.

Aw bummer. What a letdown. Wonder how often this happens?

True, other people can’t force you to find them attractive. (Well, at least without committing serious crimes.)

This entire album is sublime. I can’t remember if this or No Doubt: Tragic Kingdom was my first album purchase ever.

Lol, reminds me of downloading other people’s saves off of Gamefaqs years ago.

My favorite Metroid is still Fusion. I REALLY hope they bring that to the Switch.

Nah man. I use my PS4 maybe once a month and every time, after the update, I’m confused for about 2 minutes. They both suck ass. Best UI for a video game system I’ve ever run into was the original blades for the 360.

(i’d argue the Super Nintendo because there wasn’t any ui but I realize you need one nowadays.)

I didn’t even know you could buy a residential street. I’m guessing the end result is that the homeowners will pool together to buy it back for 3 times as much.

Why does it take 5-6 total ui overhauls every Xbox for them to get a usable menu? Oh well. At least they’re trying. Unlike another major console who’s ui is a mess.

“The Splatfest festivities are over and the results are in: mayo may have lost the popular vote, but it still managed to take home the prize. And yet, many salty ketchup players are calling shenanigans.”

Is it still too soon?

Yea. I realize this. I was being silly.

I think s/he wants to know WHY s/he’s a moron though.

I agree with this totally. Perhaps the argument is hung up on the word “physics” here. Physics don’t change. Physics are physics. I’m saying this from a real world perspective. Which the video game is trying to emulate.

Of course video game physics are different and women don’t give the ball the same force men do and…

I’m perceiving you’re taking my comments here as a slight. I mean them as compliments. I just speak in riddles.

I enjoy your novel long posts most of the time. It’s refreshing to have someone argue via rationalized words rather than adopt something their political party told them or crack lame jokes.

That’s usually what you get on the Gawker blogs. (Not as bad here or on Jalopnik though I’ll admit.)

LOL. This idiocy is exactly why I posted my original comment. To argue that this isn’t censorship when the game is CENSORED is sheer lunacy.