It’s funny. Jacob would win against any other AC protagonist except Evie and Ezio. So Evie it is. Really likable protagonists this time around.

Why don’t they look at instances such as this and Harvick’s purpose “accident” a week ago as assault charges? (I’m asking not rhetorically. I would like to know why they don’t)

Well Deadspin/Jezebel/Gawker communities are toxic as hell. If you say anything considered politically right you get murdered. I’d much rather stick to Kotaku and Jalopnik where we just have fun.

It’s the same reason you see Madden on older consoles too.

Or, you posted something defending Skyrim’s paid mods. (True Story)

When that little Blue number pops up in the upper right corner of my kinja I feel like a just take a big hit of wonder drug #4. Also, kudos on finding a clever picture for your “article.”

I know attorneys are known for lying. But they usually will admit to settlement talks. If there wasn’t any settlement, then the accuser’s case must have fell through. (Or I guess Kane could have gone behind the attorney’s back.)

So many heads exploding from this news!

Nah, they (Kotaku) sourced it to somewhere else. While I’m sure more exposure of this leaked info isn’t exactly welcomed, it’s not like they leaked massive spoilers about the Reapers starting the nuclear war and coming back or something. A couple shots like this might even be “officially” leaked to get people excited.

Well to be fair he was also dead when The Dark Knight came out too!

Lies, Fuddruckers is incapable of bad burgers.

He’s obviously Donald Trump’s ancestor.

I hate this BS idealogy thought process. ESPN is not in the business to give people jobs! EPSN is in the business to fabricate stories about LeBron and Tebow.

There’s ALWAYS a great point to have grunt birthday party on if there’s any chance of it happening!

Well that makes it that much more statisfying when it’s a rare occurence. GBP skull on Reach was ridiculous. You couldn’t even hear any dialogue because of all the cheering!

As long as I can make my spartan Pink and have confetti and children gleefully cheering when I head shot grunts I am happy!

I gave you a star for the effort. Even though my OP was a farce.

Bah, everyone calm down.

No worries. I’ve been thinking of changing my name to “Banjos are for Bears /s” because almost all of my posts are sarcastic.

Yes, I was purposefully vague making the post as a parody of people getting all the details of this urban legend wrong.