When that little Blue number pops up in the upper right corner of my kinja I feel like a just take a big hit of wonder drug #4. Also, kudos on finding a clever picture for your “article.”

I know attorneys are known for lying. But they usually will admit to settlement talks. If there wasn’t any settlement, then the accuser’s case must have fell through. (Or I guess Kane could have gone behind the attorney’s back.)

Nah, they (Kotaku) sourced it to somewhere else. While I’m sure more exposure of this leaked info isn’t exactly welcomed, it’s not like they leaked massive spoilers about the Reapers starting the nuclear war and coming back or something. A couple shots like this might even be “officially” leaked to get people excited.

Well to be fair he was also dead when The Dark Knight came out too!

Lies, Fuddruckers is incapable of bad burgers.

He’s obviously Donald Trump’s ancestor.

I hate this BS idealogy thought process. ESPN is not in the business to give people jobs! EPSN is in the business to fabricate stories about LeBron and Tebow.

There’s ALWAYS a great point to have grunt birthday party on if there’s any chance of it happening!

Well that makes it that much more statisfying when it’s a rare occurence. GBP skull on Reach was ridiculous. You couldn’t even hear any dialogue because of all the cheering!

As long as I can make my spartan Pink and have confetti and children gleefully cheering when I head shot grunts I am happy!

I gave you a star for the effort. Even though my OP was a farce.

Bah, everyone calm down.

No worries. I’ve been thinking of changing my name to “Banjos are for Bears /s” because almost all of my posts are sarcastic.

Yes, I was purposefully vague making the post as a parody of people getting all the details of this urban legend wrong.

Ill mention it cuz someone is going to eventually. It’s like that one band in the 80’s that included language in their contracts to put out only green/brown/red/whatever color M & Ms to see if their contract were being read.

Isn’t that how the Android market works? Or at least it tells me this review is for an old version.

This sets a horrible precedent from all angles. Just release the game when it’s ready.

I don’t see any Xbox 360 UI toggle on the One in the preview program. It only has 360 mode when it launches a game. I guess you’d have to go through Xbox.com

So when Kotaku said Pneuma “was one of the most intriguing IPs of 2015” that wasn’t you I take it.

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