A shtick also known as the “Peyton Manning”

I’ve always thought Shaq was an asshole and a bully who got away with it because he pulled off the “aww shucks I’m just a big ol’ goof who’s funnin’ on ya” shtick to perfection.

If you ever want a good laugh, go back and read Bill Simmons’ column that he believed the Celtics signing Shaq was a quietly brilliant move that was going to payoff big time in the playoffs.

Especially when Shaq was with the Celtics.

Come on JaVale. You can’t come up with a better comeback than that?

And meanwhile, Charles Barkley is slowly turning into Uncle Ruckus....

McGee responded an hour later by insinuating that Shaq was a minstrel, and comparing him to Bert Williams, a black vaudeville entertainer who performed in blackface and played stereotypically degrading parts during his career.

Oh, he did a little more than that. He “lunged” at her.

With his car.

Pictured: Jesse Palmer during Musberger’s rant

Today I have stood, where once Jefferson Davis stood, and took an oath to my people. It is very appropriate then that from this Cradle of the Confederacy, this very Heart of the Great Anglo-Saxon Southland, that today we sound the drum for freedom as have our generations of forebears before us done, time and time…

The “ya’ know, Jess...” might as well have been, “bail me out here, young fella. These men under 50 and women are really something, huh?”

At OU that’s called a second second chance. And Brent cheers all the more for people with enhanced second chances.

First, I’m fairly sure Brent Musburger is drunk.

Oh, I see now. He was making up for that.

That’s my favorite part of the audio. Jesse Palmer apparently turned off his mic, pulled out the batteries and flushed them in the toilet, threw the mic out the window, then left the room and shut the door behind him, he wasn’t touching that one.

He used his “second chance” to tear up a parking citation he didn’t like and throw it in a woman’s face. So he’s really on this “third chance.”

It’d be great if a hacker could get into the video system at the SuperDome and everyone Mixon touched the ball, the video of his punch would come up.

How do we know that wasn’t the first time he hit a woman? Maybe he’s had like 3 “2nd chances”.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”