Always fun to revisit the open letter by the President(?) of the University of North Dakota:

Luckily they weren’t playing Cal.

No silly: Jenn Sterger is not Native American.

Or when your father is also your cousin...........

haven’t seen white people that turnt up since kenny chesney headlined the vineyard vines grand opening on hilton head

Okay, sure, but did he stand for the National Anthem?

I blame it on the NFL for drafting all these Rays

With a bullet.

My Kindle Fire won’t let me watch this for some reason.

I know you’re being sarcastic, but the fact that you have legitimate grounds is why the NFL needs a mandatory retirement age for executives.

Women always complaining.

It’s time to check his brain for CTE.

In Soviet Russia, James Francos YOU!

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

But it didn’t end there. On the back of the photo Alex wrote, “You must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.”

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

That joke is so bad, I plan on throwing a Little Rock at you next time I see you.

He tried to steal shaving gear. They didn’t press charges, but Belk did want their Razorback.

Belk is still around?! Might as well shop at Mervyn’s or Weiner’s.