If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over Marion Cotillard, turn to page 32. If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over moving to Syria, turn to page 45.

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

Really?

Jim Carrey may have given his late ex-girlfriend Cathriona White “Herpes Type 1, Type 2 and gonorrhea.”

Brangelina is the latest victim of the giant hellmouth that opened under the state of Minnesota a year ago.

Houston is bigger than Austin because they let black people live there. (Sorry that is some serious inside Austin baseball).

That isn’t the way the electoral college works.

Likely not because they haven’t a mobile or social media presence that’s cutting the mustard.

It seems like a purely business decision. These media companies are not here to do a public service, but to make money. If her site was profitable, it would have continued operating as usual. Bringing in “gentrification” arguments here is just a distraction because it’s not like the site’s operating costs went up. I’m…

No. The world is currently a scary and confusing place, and I’m clasping this little piece of joy with both hands. Even if that joy is schadenfreude.

i think the real fear and the real danger here is that the trump campaign will tie this to not only radicalized islam, but democratic party policy, so as to embolden the torch and pitchfork party into claiming he’s the only one who can protect us from such attacks.

Sandberg is the poster girl for “feminism” for rich white women with trust funds and nannies. Like I’m not surprised, but it’s kind of a bummer.

As I’ve said before, both Matt McGorry & Adrian Grenier likely have dozens of dead bodies buried in their back yard. Watch out, ladies!

Enough with the millennial hate, it looks bad on everyone.

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!

2 baskets...(I’m sorry everyone)

Walter Reed? But the election is only a couple of months away. They don’t have that kind of time.

I got the autisms from reading this doctor’s idiot explanation.

It’s very odd.

Houston? Culture? DRAKE?